Shreked

Getting your ass so painfully penetrated that you begin to find the feeling erotic and somewhat satisfying

Person 1: I got shreked last night
Person 2: woah bro! Did you like it?
Person 1: fuck yeah

by LemonsEdits July 5, 2019

Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

Shreked

Wrecked, but fifteen times more powerful, for this word is infused with the power of the godly being known as Shrek. This state of being wrecked is one of the very few things that are as powerful as the dreaded no u.

Person 1: GET SHREKED.
Person 2: NO U.
Earth: *Fractures into quintillions of pieces, explodes, becomes a black hole and explodes again repeatedly until all time, space and matter no longer applies to existence.*

by EndoFlame June 17, 2020

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021

Shreking

Eating ass on a hot day when the recipient has a case of swamp ass.

She was sweating like a hog so he went shreking.

by Bungtastical July 2, 2022

Shreked

When you insult someone in a provocative way and the insult has something to do with Shrek.

Get shreked you bot

by MrCurry69 June 11, 2021

Shreking

To ejaculate

"Oh I'm shreking it in the club right now"

by mwehehheheh March 30, 2025