shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 6, 2015

get shreked

an expression used in lieu of "get wrecked." It evokes imagery of the Disney series Shrek. It is used when one makes a mistake or a fool of themselves.

guy 1: ah, these waves are massive, dude!
guy 2: dude, get shreked!
guy 3: stop getting shreked like it's your nine to five, bro!

by Noone Importantatall June 26, 2019

shedhead

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field

"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"

by Ivan January 10, 2005

Get Shreked

"Get Shreked" Is a meme (originally got on by "Shrek") That has been around for using it as if you Made a joke (Or fun of someone) and you would say "Get shreked" .

"You look like an idiot" "Get shreked!"

by Aurza Yu June 16, 2019

Sheephead

is a popular tv personality form the famous soccer am show.

come on ye wymen.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

shermhead

an idiotic person,not serious;often used in gangster language

A that man Major Willis Serious about those cars but his partner a straight shermhead.

by Major Willis April 16, 2003