Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018

shpongley

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing

man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"

by blackjobo June 8, 2020

Shpinkle

when you cum and poop at the same time.

I just had a SHPINKLE bro!!

by JOJO203 November 26, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005