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Spasmanoid

Spasmanoid (noun): Derived from the combination of "spastic," which typically refers to uncontrolled, spasmodic movement or behavior, and the suffix "-noid," implying similarity or likeness, often used colloquially to refer to a person, creature or entity (e.g., humanoid).

In a medical or physiological context, "Spasmanoid" could be used to describe an individual or organism that displays consistent, spasm-like, or erratic movements, especially in the head or upper body area. This could be due to a neurological condition or other medical causes.

In a metaphorical or social context, it could denote a person who behaves in a highly erratic, unpredictable, or volatile manner, demonstrating metaphorical 'spasms' in their actions or reactions.

Please note that if used to refer to people, this term should be used carefully, as "spastic" can sometimes be perceived as derogatory or offensive, particularly when used to describe individuals with certain medical conditions
Fuck, you're a spasmanoid mate.
by Chris_Gray July 7, 2023
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Cursive spasm

When one has been writing in cursive handwriting for an excessive amount of time to the point that their hand hurts and they accidentaly add more loops and swirls (usually extra e's and o's) to thier words than necessary.
A: Oh man that essay question was sooo long, I completely cursive spasmed all over it, it's not gonna make any sense!
B: Who the fuck writes in cursive? You're so old english school!
by P. Trotsky January 23, 2011
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cor spasma

it basically means YOUR FACE but is used amongst spies
P1:I hate you!
P2: COR SPASMA!!!!
P1: WTF!!!
P2: MWA HA HA
by cor spasma October 18, 2011
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Pronk Spasm

An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.
Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.

Matt: Ewwwwwww...
by Mdeezie Foreezie May 13, 2016
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titty spasm orgasm

"AHH OMFG GOD!" "Holy shit Jacob don't have a titty spasm orgasm."
by Jamie and Morgen September 25, 2005
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Spasm

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.
"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
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Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.
*fat person farts*
Guy 1: Aww, did you see that fat guy rip one?
Guy 2: Yeah, he just had an anal spasm for sure.
by gooch master in bed February 19, 2009
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