rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

Snotblock

Snotblocking is when you shout the preemptive "Bless you" to someone that is about to sneeze.

This may also apply to someone that has sneezed once and looks like they are going to sneeze again.

The sneeze version of cockblock.

<ACHOO>
Bless you, bro!
Imma sneeze again... <AA..
Bless you
Damn you! You totally snotblocked me!

by Donfuji February 6, 2012

shot block

A verb. A shot block is best referenced when another person prevents someone from being able to drink or access alcohol. As an adj. Someone can be described as a shot block if they directly prevent you from drinking alcohol.

Dont shot block me I am trying to party. Dude really you need to stop being a shot block.

by iAMsporty114 March 23, 2010

shopblocking

you have this credit card- you want to go into gap and buy this really hip cardigan when a friend steps in and stops you from shopping.

Jennifer: I was trying to get my shop on today and Courtney said she wanted to leave before I could.
Lisa: Why was she shopblocking?

by aidzprincez November 19, 2009

Sloblock

An Anagram of the word bollocks.The word was first derived from a english student in english literature. Also the name of a punishment for a homeless person asking for spare change. The result of the punishment is the homeless person being beaten with a rolled up newspaper and throwing some KFC salt in their eyes.

In the term of anger:

"WHAT A LOAD OF SLOBLOCK!"

or in the term of the punishment:

"I'm gonna release some sloblock on your arse, you filthy aids ridden hobo!"

by The Man with a Sack of Mince October 13, 2007

shotblocking

Preventing a person to take a shot in celebration of another person.

I will take a shot for you since your bundle of joy is shotblocking you from taking one!

by Druh March 4, 2014