Shotbard

When you shoot a bard, or any stand-alone individual singing, in the face at point blank range for being fucking stupid enough to sing in public like a bitch.

"I had to pull a shotbard on this dumb fuck who butchered 'Down with the Sickness', fucking idiot."

by Quidquopro August 29, 2018

scottard

something dark says that "offends me"

shut up u Scottard Nigger

by anonymous February 20, 2021

soratard

Someone with many different arcs all of which are satire or just sad af

soratard has started his eren pfp arc this shit is annoying af

by Skaterkid_ox March 23, 2021

Shorthanded

Being shorthanded isn't the same thing as not being ready.

The team was demoralized and discouraged because they knew they were shorthanded, not because they weren't ready.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

shittard

A person being stupid or having a mental disability.

why you being a shittard.

by yoooo0010 October 13, 2023

shorttermgoalz

Paddock CEO

"shorttermgoalz al aparato!!!"

by crotolamo May 1, 2024

shortarse syndrome

Bossy behaviour by a person of short stature but large ego, also known as a Napoleon complex

"That little runt has shortarse syndrome:
ever since he got promoted to deputy assistant chief toilet cleaner, he thinks he makes out that he runs the entire company!"

by Iskander ibn Al Khwarizmi January 13, 2026