shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

Sompting

A very very very very boring village situated between Lancing and Worthing. Most people include sompting inhabitants with Lancing inhabitants but they are completely differnt. Lancing citizens are made up of chavs and "gangstas" whereas Sompting is made up of old people and posh wannabes. There are many horses and sheep taking up the area.

I am no chav you scoundrel! I am a sompting CITIZEN for life!

by katost May 16, 2011

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009

shomp

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!

by Justin Bell December 14, 2008