fat shamer

FAT RIGHTS ARE MY RIGHTS EVEN THO IM SKINNY, NOT!

( fat shamer sentence ) that girl is fat, we should shame her and shave her, she needs help.

by FATSHAMER666 August 23, 2017

sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

Shomel

i really strong muscular and handsome man

dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun

dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard

by lil shumshum March 20, 2021

shmerm

fag ass nigga. a herb. a dude who will try to patrol guy ass

your a shmerm ass nigga

by neal and bob September 4, 2008

Shomari

n-A person who's skilled in multiple areas, and can kick ass.

Dude, that's guy's a fucking Shomari. I haven't seen those bullies since he "talked" to them.

by The Man of Many Fists July 19, 2011

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008