snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

by d f December 16, 2003

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009

shnockerd

Turning 21, or just getting really fucked up, that you can't remember.

Dude, my mom got my so shnockerd last night for my 21st, that I don't remember a damn thing.

by Kaycee Williams May 16, 2007

shockened

best word ever made 'nuff said.

i'm shockened you haven't heard of this word yet.

by ilovethewordshockened August 22, 2011

Getting Snickered

Sticking a snicker bar as a dildo in a girls pussy and having her twerk on you making it look like she's shitting out her pussy

Zane:Did you snicker that one girl last night Frankie: Oh yeah she loved getting snickered and I had the munchies so it was a two for one! And the she asked to get Butterfingered next

by Snickerman September 13, 2014

snickered

snickerto throw feces on someone.
snickeredto have feces thrown on you.
utilized by prisoners to show their their anger towards the prison guards.

Hey Freddie, watch me snicker this mutha fucka.

by Robert Rinehart July 19, 2005

Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009