shnitzen

To be angry or really infuriated

stop getting shnitzen man, its only a flesh wound

by benjy11 August 7, 2010

shnizzlezacker

When someone is being so utterly retarded and oblivious that they don't get shit.

Also refered to as a "nermunds".

Dan: "I don't like dicks."
Munds: "Did you cut yours off, then? Like for real?"
Dan: "Oh my god you are such a shnizzlezacker."

by Spikey_Spikes July 11, 2014

shnizzle my dizzle

sniff my dick
(alternatively) nuzzle my dick

Yo dude, last night she shnizzle'd my dizzle!

Damn, I wish I had me a girl that would shnizzle my dizzle

by gaylien8 June 9, 2016

shnitzl

The best way to say s*** without actually swearing. Used by two innocent brainiacs who just marked their place on urban dictionary.

Oh shnitzl!

by Brooklynn:Bridge January 7, 2018

shnitzel

a german penis

bro hitler has a small shnitzel

by jerek shrek May 24, 2020

shnitszledoodle

it means goofy.

your a lil shnitszledoodle

by zangzangzing March 19, 2023

bar schnitzle

Bar schnitzle is the area surrounding the male genitals.

I hope my girl gets introduced to bar schnitzle tonight, daddy's gotta get laid.

by Spicynuggets February 7, 2014