Smoosie

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

by Explosion2deplosion November 30, 2010

Shmootie

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

shnoopsie

shnoopsie is a dog that i HATE

“have you seen shnoopsie anywhere?”
“i HATE shnoopsie.”

by sozietty November 1, 2021

smoosie

A frozen drink that contains fruits like strawberries and blueberries.

I am craving a smoosie from jamba juice.

by Bc Braffy 63 November 5, 2018

Schmoopie

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

shmoobie

Someone aged 18-30 who engages in a little criminal dating.

I love you my little shmoobie

by YUOPZ August 5, 2021

shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006