Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

by shlin August 17, 2009

shmitchen

noun ~ a small kitchen

Babe, this apartment is terrible... did you see the shmitchen?

by The Saint89 April 9, 2009

Shitzu

A motorcycle in GTA V that only shits in Japan

I saw Shitzu shiting.

by Gta v August 12, 2016

Shmizzacked

when you are both smacked and shmizzed

A better word for crossed.

-isa and andres

“I’m fcking shmizzacked right now.”

by iandc September 21, 2019

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

Shitzy

The complete opposite of "Ritzy" or anti-ritzy so to speak.

Adjective meaning lacking class.

I picked up a hooker and headed out to a shitzy motel

by The Double Duce January 15, 2008

shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

by Wienerkid March 1, 2009