Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
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by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010
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An alcohol-induced belch accompanied by a small amount of one's own vomit that is contained in the mouth and then swallowed.
by Ducky Boys Prospect February 25, 2011
Get the Ducky Salute mug.A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016
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