Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

by High on Life August 1, 2008

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

shmoozing

to be very sexy and flirty maybe even have sex in a small place with a guy and or girl you like ;

girll! when are you and that boy gunna start shmoozing?!

by silly and billy <3 October 20, 2008

Shloming

When people are going skiing and snowboarding. Shloming is used if you don't want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.

"We're all going skiing and he's going snowboarding with us."
"You mean you're going Shloming?"

by shloming bro January 3, 2010