shitmess

An especially disorganized mess.

"Clean up this shitmess now, buster, or you can forget about going out tonight!"

by Loadmaster January 14, 2004

shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

Shitmas List

The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.

I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.

Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.

by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010

Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.

Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!

by DAL13 June 9, 2013

Shicumpiss

when you shit, cum & piss at the same time; usually happens in public restrooms.

Person 1: “I wonder where Person 2 went..”
*Person 2 walks in sweaty as hell*
Person 2: I made a shicumpiss

by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN September 16, 2019

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011