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shitstain

An utter jerk, scumbag, and loser.
Alec Baldwin is such a shitstain!
by 7samurai December 9, 2002
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Tough Shitski

Oh you Have a problem with me? Like they say in the old world, tough shitski!
by Stayman October 16, 2008
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Shitskrieg

When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.

Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Human: Fucking birds, I just cleaned this car!

Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.
by Ferranax November 12, 2011
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Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.
Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.
by rogerW November 8, 2009
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shitstained

Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.
- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained
by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006
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shitstain

A really fucking stupid person you can't rely to do anything on.

A spot where your child or pet decided it would be a good idea to take a shit, thus leaving a shitstain.
''You shitstain, you can't do anything!''

''I need you to clean that shitstain our dog left.''
by Namaste_Bitches February 16, 2017
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Shitsplainer

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
by Guundi November 18, 2018
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