the shit and the piss

the Hawthorn Football Club.

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.

by tigga72 January 12, 2009

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Piss on shit

To piss on a turd in the toilet.

Dude One: "Theres a turd in the toilet and it won't flush damn thing is out of order!!"

Dude Two: "Well just piss on shit!"

by Quentin_B December 11, 2006

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When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.

Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

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piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.

Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"

by Oregun January 7, 2016

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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting

I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012

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