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shitpedo

When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds.

Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's
"I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."
by Kaylyn~ July 24, 2009
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Shitpanning

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010
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shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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shitdead

A dumbass so complete their are fatal consequences. Someone who has committed an act in which causes fatal harm or permanent discomfort to another.
Stay away from that shitdead over there.

Greg sush a shitdead, that he not only killed himself, but three innocent bystanders
by Mish Fittens January 7, 2019
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fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday
by Hi I'm bill May 13, 2018
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shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.
she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.
by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017
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shithead

1. A narrowminded or ignorant waste of food, water, and air who usually is inpolite to those with seniority and/or is soveriegn; smacktard; bigot

2. One who is not intelligent enough to use a coherent insult and therefore uses insults such as gay, nigger. They usually can't even piece these together to a half decent insult.
That shithead thinks furries fursuit and screw each other.

"I will go to a game where I am a complete newb and be disrespectful to veterans! I think I shall call them 'Sheep fucker wannabe nigger jew lizard'."
by Berkie April 10, 2004
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