shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

by N.Magic May 7, 2005

shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

by charlasha December 29, 2009

Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh July 5, 2010

shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

by logan December 21, 2003

shit-locks

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

by two.one.five November 30, 2009

Shitlock

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

by DarkStormy March 4, 2015

no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

by C-Mills June 10, 2010