shitbagtittyfuck

To fuck someone so hard they lose their titties

Ah dude I shitbagtittyfucked her so good last night!

by Tittylicker123 December 11, 2018

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

shitlog

gigantic culmination of turd

Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!

by Al Bombz September 11, 2003

shitbagging nazi

term coined by Martin Random

person who shits in bags and leaves them at random places in a house ie. light fixtures.

full story
www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

my old roommate jed was a shitbagging nazi you wouldnt believe what he left in the fridge yesterday.

by SVCLIII January 12, 2009

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.

Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.

by Victor E. May 3, 2006