shitudder

verb. the act of taking a crap that causes one to shudder

The shitudder felt much like relief while he flushed the toilet.

'Don't get all excited and shitudder all over the place in there." Grandma yelled at Grandpa through the bathroom door.

by haywoodyoublowme December 26, 2013

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

sutinder

a loving man who knows what he want's, usally school teacher and takes no shit from no one.

sutinder: ''your a nice man but dont make me drop kick you¬.¬!"

by poshyy September 28, 2011

Shitier

Way more worse than being shite.

Well if your shite at maths then I'm even shitier.

by Snhojtap13 October 8, 2019

Shindering

Is the act of tindering while shitting.

I swore I’d never tell my wife we matched while I was shindering.

by Shixter March 24, 2020