Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.

My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.

by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019

Shitsnesm

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.

Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!

by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Pink shitney

A delicious concoction of pink whitney vodka , mixed with a portion of chocolate milk to make the best beverage on the planet earth

Yo robby, pass me a pink shitney im tryna get shitwhacked!!-mikey

by Robbdawg July 9, 2022

Pink Shitneys

An inevitable case of explosive diarrhea the day following a night of excessive consumption of Pink Whitney Vodka.

"I drank 20 shots last night and woke up with an extreme case of the Pink Shitneys."

by hellohellonoine August 14, 2023

bastard ass shithead

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022