The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.
Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.
by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014
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Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.
by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008
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Etymology: shitfaced, tz’shmettered.
Etymology: shitfaced, tz’shmettered.
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