Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

Shatera

A Beautiful woman with a kind heart, but has a bit of an attitude. She is the definition of sexy, sassy, and classy, dressing in the latest fashion is a must. She's the sweetest person on earth until you cross her. She's the baddest thing in the room. She's a strong woman, who fears nothing and nobody. Can get anything she wants. No other can top her, she's the real deal. This woman is going places. She always finds a way to bring you up when your down.

damn boy look at that girl , she a shatera

by Top Definition December 21, 2016

shitarse

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Shitard

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.

1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.

by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006