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Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.
Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017
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Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
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shitpipe

Often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!
"Spread my shitpipe and fuck my arse till i bleed"

"that bitch got rimmed on the shitpipe"
by Stylee September 26, 2003
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Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.
(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'
by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009
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SHITDIOT

1.ONE WHO COMPRISES BOTH THE QUALITIES OF A SHITHEAD AND AN IDOT. 2. SOMEONE BEING OF AN IDIOTIC NATURE THAT HAS BEEN SHAT ON.
WHAT A SHITDIOT
by INDIEKEEGAN July 13, 2011
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Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh July 5, 2010
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shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
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