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shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
by farfellseed May 22, 2006
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shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.
Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!
by franky_madman November 8, 2005
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shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.
Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"
by shittypoopie May 13, 2004
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ShitduckMcFuck

1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.

2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else

3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation

4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs

5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.
1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"

2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"

3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"

4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."

5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"
by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017
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Shitfuckface

Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike
fuck man i accidentaly walked in on sum shitfuckface in the action of eating out your dad!
by Alex Ek November 7, 2007
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Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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shitfuck

Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.
Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.
by ponce killer September 21, 2005
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