When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?
Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
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"Look at that shitpack! There must be a dozen of the little cockweasels!"
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Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
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