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Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.
You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt
by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010
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Shitcom

A sitcom which is shit and may appear funny but is not, often followed by entire generations, i.e. "2 & 1/2 Men" or "How I met your mother" etc...
Man, that's such a shitcom...
by Blowjobmaster August 13, 2010
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shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.
That mph, what a complete shitcunt
by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006
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shitcan

To dispose of someone or something, usually in a derogatory fashion.
We shitcanned the entire proposal from those worthless bastards across town.
by mithras June 11, 2006
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Shitcunt

"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"
by THE original Cunty November 6, 2013
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Shitcobble

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
My life is a fucking shitcobble.
by diapergays dan October 27, 2010
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shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
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