stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011

shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk

will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things

by stutter November 28, 2007

stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.

by Joey campana January 20, 2013

stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.

man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood

by v. March 30, 2005

Mall Stalking

When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.

Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow March 19, 2013

Aggressive Stalking

Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.

Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"

Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."

Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"

Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."

Michael: "..."

*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/

by Bakurra December 6, 2014