Shit-on-a-stick

A game invented in 1973 on a housing estate called East Herringthorpe in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. It was decided that kids were not running fast enough in the persuit of their usual games so to make it more interesting a stick was dipped in dog shite and then used to encourage kids to run faster. The game didn't last long as parents got tired of washing clothes that smelled of dog shite, however, this infamous game stood the test of time and is still talked about today 37 years later.

Dean: Eyup Phil dus tha want a game of British Bulldog?
Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo

by pip1pip July 20, 2010

Shit on a Stick

Having a very high opinion of one's self. More vulgar than "hotshot".

She thinks she's shit on a stick, but she's really just shit on a splinter.

by Funny-German December 26, 2020

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 9, 2006

shit on a stick

the decription of someone extremely ugly

"look at that bitch sittin ova there lookin like shit on a stick"

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004

shit on a stick

Literal: When some takes a stick, shoves it up the ass, and shits while the stick is still up their ass.

Fred: Ooh! look at that stick. Who wants shit on a stick?
Wyatt: Oh! I do.
Fred: Okay! look away....
Minutes later...
Fred: Here you go!
Wyatt: Aww gross! It tastes and smelles like shit!
Fred: NO SHIT!

by macitup February 25, 2007

shit on a stick

A slang phrase for a kofte or shami kebab.

That looks like a shit on a stick. I don't eat anything made from minced meat, give me something that doesn't look like it's already been digested.

by leo vegoda May 22, 2006

shit on a stick

Black for "a person who has an (unjustified) extremely high opinion of himself or herself".

Thet bitch thank she legit! She thank the shit on a stick! She thank she awl thet!

But she ain't awl thet! She ain't nothing but a flet out bitch what cain't count the times she got her ass kicked!

by William Fontaine March 17, 2007