shit dick

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.

man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.

by shitdick!!!1 June 6, 2011

Shit Dick

When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.

Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.

by Slotheaus July 20, 2013

shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 17, 2004

Shit Dicked

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.

"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"

by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007

Shit Dick

A guy who while in the act of anal intercourse gets defecated on.

Kim Dillon shit on Travis Harrisons dick.

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

fuck shit nigger dick balls

Extreme displeasure or anger

FUCK SHIT NIGGER DICK BALLS MY COMPUTER GOT HIT WITH A SLUDGEHAMMER

by Adremalek October 20, 2008

Shit on a Dick

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"

"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"

by thenamesgenital February 22, 2018