smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Shitgetti

When you get a play doh spaghetti maker and you shit in it than squeeze it out and eat it

I️ made shitgetti for my girlfriend

by Not drew Kenney April 20, 2018

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

Shiggety Diggety

1. When someone kiils a joke
2. When someone kills a conversation
3. shinamoo

1. Dooshbag! Dooshbag! Dooshbag!
Ok shiggety diggety (u killed it)
2. erm.................so............
3. Ask Luke

by melissa February 20, 2004

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

#shedgetit

(Adj.) Judgement given by Tyler Coleman on the sexual desirability of any given woman. Judgements are final.

Upon seeing a hot piece of Poontang, Tyler was heard to remark '#shedgetit.'

by Badger83 July 13, 2017