Shelton

A place in Upper Fairfield County, that no one really knows much about except for the decent to good parties and the Mexican grill, Pancheros. Shelton also has decent football team who parties hard after every game just to lose in the state championship.... Every year. 90% of the kids Juul, smoke, or drink.

“Dude let’s go to shelton” .... “For what”..... “Pancheros of course” ...... “I forgot that’s the only notable thing in the great town of Shelton

by Broyougotmang November 26, 2018

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Madison Shelton

Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)

Wtf do you mean use it in a sentence. She’s just to fucking cool. She’s Madison Shelton

by Poop dallah February 18, 2021

shelton

provide abysmal customer communications and service

The deliery service really sheltoned the pizza delivery when they delivered the wrong pie, cold

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022

Cyrus Shelton

Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole

Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?

by Sceneric June 1, 2020