Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Shelton

A place in Upper Fairfield County, that no one really knows much about except for the decent to good parties and the Mexican grill, Pancheros. Shelton also has decent football team who parties hard after every game just to lose in the state championship.... Every year. 90% of the kids Juul, smoke, or drink.

“Dude let’s go to shelton” .... “For what”..... “Pancheros of course” ...... “I forgot that’s the only notable thing in the great town of Shelton

by Broyougotmang November 26, 2018

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Shelton Aikharaekpen

A nigga who gets all the girls.ALSO A NIGGA THAT IS EXTREAMLY TALL ASF. ALSO NOT TO MENTION HE GETS PUSSY

Person 1: Are you Shelton Aikharaekpen
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: lets fuck

by menaceSHeltina February 23, 2022

Greg shelton

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy

I am the Greg Shelton

by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019

Shelton

A HOT teacher

Did you see Ms. Shelton? Dang, she’s fine.

by Slappy is happy March 10, 2021

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014