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Madison Shelton

Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)
Wtf do you mean use it in a sentence. She’s just to fucking cool. She’s Madison Shelton
by Poop dallah February 18, 2021
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Shelton

Did you see Ms. Shelton? Dang, she’s fine.
by Slappy is happy March 10, 2021
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Shelton

a person that is extremely hilarious. He will always brighten your mood when you're having a rough day.

He's also extremely loud, and if he screams, your ears will EXPLODE.
Brawl Announcer: Shelton!
"AHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA"
by roseguild . August 2, 2022
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Newton Shelton

Failiure
by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022
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Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.
by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022
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shelton

provide abysmal customer communications and service
The deliery service really sheltoned the pizza delivery when they delivered the wrong pie, cold
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021
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