shavonia

Queen energy, she knows what she wants in life, and won't stop until she gets it. A great wife, and an even better mother. If you come across this woman, you will have seen an Angel in human form.

Shavonia is married to Kenneth, and they are the definition of relationship goals.

by Mr.Perfect314 May 26, 2021

The Shawani

The generic case of The Shivani where girls don't learn from their previous relationship mistakes.

Girl 1: I got back with him, AGAIN.

Girl 2: Oh, ok. You're pulling the Shawani.

by saucebooo February 24, 2022

shawnise

Attempt to pronounce all abbreviations.

Victor: So what you gonna be after you get your PhD?
Shawn: I'm gonna be a Dur (Dr.)
Victor: What??
Shawn: I just shawnised my title. Duh.

by Derplette August 30, 2013

Shawning

To suck on a dick violently in a Hilton hotel bathroom after a rowdy night on 6th street in Austin.

"Hey bro, was that chick shawning you last night after 6th?"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's really good at shawning!"

by Gabehardy April 28, 2015

Shawning

Telling facts about something you know absolutely nothing about.

"And that's how creatine works".

"Dude, you've never worked out in your life. Are you Shawning me right now?"

by Bdr01 November 5, 2018

shawnio

the worlds first "Bonehead the Scuttlebutt Destroyer" - ROTFL!!!

Chatter: "why do continue to claim to be a good scuttlebutt'r and still no ones ever heard of you?"

- Scuttlebutthurt- could also be used.

"I tried for 3 years, and then my butt got scuttled"

"It takes a Shawnio (Shawn-YO) to say what the correct scuttlebutt actually is."

"Shawn-IO can be used to connect with the pulse of the community and determine where the scuttlebutt is at all times"

by LetsStalkVaughn November 20, 2013

Shawnise

a sexy nigger whose panties I would take off with my mouth.

Shawnise is looking fine.. <3

by YourMom'sFaceHere December 23, 2011