Sharpie

Sharpie is the coolest person in this world

Person1:Sharpie so cool

by Jolten October 6, 2018

Sharpie

When your so sharp you out sharp a sharpie.

Miller was sharpie that day.
Yeah my nigga was Bold sticking out like a sharpie.
Looking Sharpie my nigga.

by BigDickMiller June 12, 2015

sharpie

My lover, who is so hot! roar

Sharpie is so sexy, he's my everything. I love him.

by agent smith June 25, 2004

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

by Duneedon September 4, 2019

Drop the Sharpie

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

by jihadonU September 22, 2014