Shap Snap

Shap Snap

The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.

“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”

by Awshapsnap August 1, 2019

Shap

To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.

Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!

by Thevelts May 20, 2016

shapness

The being of a shape,

IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.

by shapness December 30, 2016

Shap

Another term for ;Shut the fuck up

Hey you! Shap.

by Jhazmyn October 20, 2019

Shap

Shut the fuck up

Shap bro..
Or..
SHAPSHAPSHAPSHAP!

by Jhazmyn October 22, 2019

Shap

A loyal friend and protective friend, who would absolutely kill for those closest to them

I have never had a friend like him. He is such a Shap.

by Superior Goku February 26, 2021

Shap

A rumor that is so bizarre that it can’t be true.

Did you hear about the shap that Alex slept with the teacher?

by Darealrobertmcd March 27, 2021