the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?
Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.
by Annette Llloyd August 10, 2007
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shank

to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object
yo that nigga just shanked sombody, lets bounce from dis hizzouse before the 5-0 roll up
reply- fo-shezy
by d-bizzle November 16, 2004
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Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.
"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".
by sphinckle September 19, 2019
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shank

taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time
"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"
by Marie & Conor February 13, 2008
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shank

An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.
Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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shank

to stab or get stabed
that bastered got shanked
im gunna shank you
by sinan. July 23, 2005
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shank

any item which was not meant to be a weapon but turned into one
You want to give that crazy child a tool set for Christmas? Might as well call it 'My First Shank Set'

In prison people would sharpen the hard plastic ends of toothbrushes into weapons, thus making them a shank
by montag May 20, 2005
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