shaneism

Stupid shit Shane's said OR done.

Shane : I threw live chickens in the freezer .

Dylan: that's shaneism.

by Lolzer6969 November 15, 2016

stankgasm

When you meet two contrasting smells, one pleasurable and one very awful simultaneously, often followed by an audible grumble or groan.

"The smell of the farmer's stables mixed with the old cheese shop indulged my senses in a most glorious stankgasm."
"The overwhelming aroma of the roses combined with the nearby cow manure as made me prematurely stankgasm."

by iamsanchoramirez January 26, 2018

Shaneism

Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.

Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism

Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP

by Purpleflyy June 4, 2018

sandgasm

when you’re so old that your nut and or breastmilk comes out as powder

i hooked up with this guy who was like 79 and he totally had a sandgasm.

by fjshsgwvdbcusjjqj November 17, 2018

Shoregasm

(noun) - The climax of excitement experienced when visiting the beach.

As my car approached the OBX, my shoregasm was immediate and intense.

by Garcia Flynn February 1, 2019

Shaneism

when you have a severe want for hentai, to the point where you watch it at school

Dude, i think your developing a shaneism

by goditselfareulistening youstup September 10, 2020

Shaneism

An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)

Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”

Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”

by Seb man November 11, 2020