sheriff wally

The jew with a huge nose, breathing all our air, trying to tell everyone what to do; all the while being a FUCKING IDIOT.

Can be seen watching CNN and playing with coloring books.

Here we go, "Sheriff Wally" is calling me again. I wonder what he wants now.

by the_always_unknown August 16, 2011

sheriff callie

A bad bitch with a "long rope"

"I took a wench hole with me last night,didn't realize she was a sheriff Callie "

by Knox April 5, 2017

sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.

When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff

by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

by scorpiox December 17, 2014

Sunburnt Sheriff

When a girl tries to give you a hand job but sucks at it, causing your dick to chafe and look like a sunburn sheriff

Yo, i thought i would get laid but all i got was a sunburnt sheriff

by Nicole.862 October 12, 2008