Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

Siooma

Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".

Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.

by hoofed January 2, 2009

Soom

A tampon sized penis.

"So how was your night with John, Becky?" "I left after I uncovered his soom"

by Hellscout November 4, 2014

soompi

A name.
A forum.
A site.
A community.

Soompi is Kpop for the MASSES.

by Nick Nacks. November 25, 2006

skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.

HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.

by retardestbitch January 20, 2011

Soomis

An idiot who likes to say bad puns and pointless history facts

Person 1: Look at that grenade
Soomis: Yah its the bomb
Person 1: Shut up
Soomis :did you know it was invented a vegetarian
Person 1: Shut you Soomis

by HaloandDellisAverage July 9, 2011

Shoomy

Extrordinary being; Wiseman

I must ask the Shoomy

by One January 14, 2004