Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019

sexthusiast

A person enthusiastic about sex.

Miguel is such a sexthusiast... he likes to get it every day.

by Michael T. May 4, 2004

sexcuse

The excuse one may give for having sex with someone that he or she may not normally do so with. Can be given on holidays, birthdays, times of low self-esteem or frunkedness, or when there is a general L.O.S.

Not to be confused with Holiday Sex, where sex is expected but has to be worked for. However, ex sex and drought busters includes times when a sexcuse would be given.

Dude 1: Hey man, what're you up to?
Dude 2: I think I'm gonna go bang out my ex.

Dude 1: Dude, you said you would never touch that ass again.
Dude 2: I need a Drought Buster bad man.

Dude 1: Terrible sexcuse dude.

by ckolek March 2, 2011

sexcuse

When someone makes bad excuses to come over and hook up

"you're just making sexcuses to come over"

by koolaide guy April 14, 2010

Sexus

A luxury sedan for men only.

I'm going to take the guys to the game (but not their wives) in the Sexus.

by martyv March 7, 2007

Sexture

The art of adding sexy layered female vocals to a musical track, esp. over rap or fat-beats.

Did you hear the sweet sexture on track 8 of the new Cobalt Party Revolution album?!

by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010

Sexturbating

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.

Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?

by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011