Sexpecto Performum

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)

I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!

by Layzurz January 6, 2014

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sexperties

being an expert of sex

He was intimidated by my sexperties.

by sweettif March 30, 2015

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Sexpert

one who is an expert at sex.

thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

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Sex-pest

A man going by the name of 'Collaboo, the man is THICC and juicy. His tenderness brings the whole of humanity to their knees, trembling in fear; mankind steps forward to face his chunkiness in war.

"Hey look, it's that sex-pest Collaboo"

by Do you own this definition? November 1, 2021

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sexiest man alive

A word created to define James Hetfield of Metallica. It was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct, so was assigned to him by numerous Metallica fans...mainly female ones.

1. James Hetfield is blatantly the sexiest man alive.

2. "Who is the sexiest man alive...James Hetfield, you say?"

...etc

by hetfield-for-prez April 11, 2004

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