shitsexual

Attracted to shit

"im so shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

skysexual

A Nosferatu-lookin ass kid that has an unhinged and undying attraction toward large, whale-like females. He spends most of his time acting Homo sexual but is not; therefore he is and always will be skysexual. He also eats ass.

Damn, look skysexual is sniffing that obese girl's ass again.

by cheekclappa November 9, 2017

skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.

Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.

by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015

netsexual

Someone who has an attachment to Netflix and prefers to spend all their watching Netflix.

That Kaitlin girls should really go out and find a boyfriend! Nah she’s netsexual.

by User3254 April 3, 2019

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022