senator

An elected official that is part of the upper house of Congress on the state and federal levels in the United States of America. The federal level has exactly 100 senators, while the state levels vary from state to state.

John McCain is a senator from Arizona. There are 99 other senators on the federal level in the United States.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007

Senate

The part of the U.S. Congress (aside from the House of Reps.) that if occupied by mostly wealthy senators, which is, upon examination, relatively undemocratic and unrepresentative.

Man1: I don't get this definition...

Man2: Try reading the essay about the Senate, "What Democracy?" by Richard N. Rosenfeld. It should make sense after you read the essay.

Man1: Fuck that I'm gonna go watch porn.

by Bernard0 September 11, 2009

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

Senay Line

In school, and other areas where grading is based on the 100 point system; The Senal Line is considered a 50. Those scoring higher than a 50 are said to have "passed the Senay Line" those going below it "falling below the Seany Line". It is named after Mike Senay, a genius whos theory was that a 50 should be considered average as it is right in the middle.

"Johnathon scored a 67 on the test!"

"At least he passed the Senay line."

by PowerfulRog April 26, 2006