Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009

wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.

A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

Seasoned Gay

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).

Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!

by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009

Season of Dawn

A $10 expansion for Destiny 2 following the events of Season of Undying. This expansion mostly revolves around the consequences caused by the guardians killing off the many thousands of copies of the Undying Minds throughout the time stream. This season also introduced us to a legendary guardian from centuries ago known as Saint-14, who died in the Infinite Forest of the Vex those many years ago.

Person1: How do you like Season of Dawn?
Person2: It's okay but I needed subtitles to understand Saint-14 from his thick ass accent

by <<NSA>> December 15, 2019