nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley

Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008

Scurvy

A dude with black gums whose teeth is falling out and has spots on his back. He might need Vitamin C, particularly from a lemon tree. Also written S ~ (S + curvy).

"We got Scurvy we just chillin' on the sea"
"That dude Alex has scurvy"

by metalspod December 8, 2009

Scurred

A slang term that originates from the crunk genre of southern style hip-hop meaning "scared".

I ain't neva scurred, aight?
I am not ever scared, alright?

by mobus1603 March 12, 2012

Slurry McGoo

The Second stage of Drunkenness for Scuba Steve. Also known to talk your fucking ear off, whilst the listener understands nothing.

Last night Scuba got wasted so fast that after his first drink he already had the charm and charisma of Slurry McGoo.

by Goose81 July 18, 2003