scumbag factor

one who adheres to the following characteristics:
1. gauges/hoop earrings on men
2. dresses like complete shit

ie. tight pants hanging well bellow buttocks and baggy t-shirts often displaying drug, beer, skate, or sexual references
3. Smokes lots and lots of cigs or illegal substances (also prone to packing large dippers, usually while taking a dumpset)
4. treats gf/women poorly but yet still found extremely attractive by opposite gender
5. Has sexual intercourse with many girls regardless of appearance or relationship status.
6. Will often be seen skateboarding or riding a bike rather than driving in a car.
7. Often will appear at parties with no trace of an invitation and will bring as many scumbag counterparts along.
8. Wears "ski hats" or "beanies" regardless of outside temperature.

9. Often seen listening to ipod with only one headphone in ear.
10. As a dog pisses on an area to declare it's territory, scumbags will often piss anywhere besides a toilet including on, around the toilet, and on the walls.

**If you have one or more of these qualities, congratulations, you have partial scumbag factor

The normalcy to scumbag factor ratio is 2:1 in the east coast

by leggsalem May 30, 2011

scumbag

1. One who steals from others, even close friends
2. One who rats out others, even close friends, for small personal gain
3. One who cheats, bribes, lies, and steals for personal gain
4. One who offers others prizes to risk their own lives in the process by eating a cheetos bag
5. One who threatens others with hired thugs because he isnt man enough to do it himself

You should never be friends with a scumbag

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Scumbag

1. A used condom
2. A dirty or vile person

Did you hear Derek got arrested for assaulting that woman?

Yeah he's a real scumbag

by BruceDownunder March 3, 2022

scumbagism

Characteristics or qualities pertaining to a scumbag.

Robbing somebody's bike is an example of scumbagism.

by Sean August 22, 2004

Southie Scumbag

Most often a man who lives inside South Boston aka "southie" Massachusetts, can also reside in the suburbs since many of them are moving there. Has a hint of douchbaggery in him. Most often a wigger who likes black music and black dress but also shows rascist elements. Often is uneducated and thinks smart people are "fags". Likes to drink and do drugs, has a slutty girlfriend who is just as stupid, but looks hot sometimes. Can be good at sports, but that will be all they are good at. Will fight other people phyiscally and verbally over the most stupid things just to remind himself he is a tough guy and needs to boost his self esteem.

wow that southie scumbag is an asshole

by dojfbvdfjvn August 4, 2010

scumbag pimp

Dirtiest filthiest sleeziest mind of all time, who likes some ATM in the morning.

Me, as in I am the scumbag pimp.

by MFA August 9, 2007

scumbagliness

The abstract noun form for the proper noun "scumbag".

Used to describe the characteristics or behavioural traits of those behaving like, or who inherently are, a scumbag.

After many unsuccessful attempts at contacting his brother, he finally got through, only for his brother to claim he was too busy to talk, in the ultimate display of scumbagliness.

by The Fantastical Mr. Kemp March 27, 2016