Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.

Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*

by Korogum March 5, 2015

Omid Scobie

A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

Don't get scoobed

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.

Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."

by lcgann July 11, 2023

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

scooby dooing

inadvertently adding an r in a word

scooby dooing would be like saying "it's 8 ocrock in the morning"

by bidnezgrl September 11, 2013

scoob & doo

comes from the cartoon scooby doo.in most episodes when a ghoul or ghost is seen by scooby,the ghoul/ghost dissapears when scooby grabs shaggy to show him the ghoul or ghost.this also happens on the streets of america.ie;when the ghoulish ghost of racism rears its ugly,dead, but not yet decapitated head,it usually disappears when one attempts to show the gruesome ghoul to others

you: hey mayne,that cop just violated my rights and called me racist names!

friend:who? that cop over there?

you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see

friend: ok..

friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?

cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"

friend:jelly?

cop:yeah,i got jelly

friend: cool...ok,thanks!

cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.

you: well?

friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!

you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!

friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.

you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?

friend:well,yeah..he seems nice

you: ughhh!!wtf!#!@!

friend: wha???

you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!

friend:you got scoob & dooed?

you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!

friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?

you: yeah...but worse.

by rev.erend triggafinga December 9, 2008

Scoob'd

The act of getting so intoxicated that you pass out in a parking lot and need to be taken home in a wheel chair.

Man. That boy got Scoob'd last night. He drank so much.

by Krush7240 February 22, 2011